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[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It probably could do those things, but instead it'll harvest your thoughts to send advertising keywords to Twitter, and play unskippable ads directly inside of your brain.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I've always wanted to give corporations access to my thoughts

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Don't forget to pay your monthly subscription, or you'll wake up and discover they've turned off your visual cortex rendering you blind until you bring your payment account up to date, plus pay a $47 late fee.