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[–] [email protected] -2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Fuck christmas I do my best to ignore it until some annoying person comes along and invites you to some Christmas markets or whatever.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

You sound miserable. I hope you find some happiness, somewhere.

May the gloom and funk you are currently experiencing fade away!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Thanks for weighing on a list of Christmas movies, jackass.