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Ranked: 30 Movies You Can Claim Are Christmas Movies Instead of Developing a Personality (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 8 months ago (25 children)

People say Die Hard is Christmas movie because people are so fucking tired of the same rehashed Christmas movies that get played in repeat every year. I like Elf but I've seen it enough.

Same with Christmas music. I'm tired of this boomer era shit starting in October.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Fuck christmas I do my best to ignore it until some annoying person comes along and invites you to some Christmas markets or whatever.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

You sound miserable. I hope you find some happiness, somewhere.

May the gloom and funk you are currently experiencing fade away!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Thanks for weighing on a list of Christmas movies, jackass.

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