this post was submitted on 18 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And then go to prison for being in possession of "narcotics" with "intent to distribute" because the police tested a bag of kitty litter and determined there was a trace of illegal drugs in it so the whole thing is cataloged as $10,000,000,000 USD worth of hardcord drugs.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Never try hardcord drugs not even once

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Peyote is gateway to Ethernet

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Less ping 👌🚬