this post was submitted on 19 Dec 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

As long as the blood stays inside ... you'll be OK

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The doctor said all my bleeding is internal. That's where the blood is supposed to be!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's OK ... as long as the blood stays in the organ, that should be better right?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Instructions unclear, now my organ just gurgles when I press the keys, and it's starting to leak.