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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Pfft, all dwarves are either Scottish or German. Just a fact.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

We use German as common and Dwarves are Bavarian.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Dwarves are Scottish, goblins are German.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I like that one podcast where they established that a dwarf was caught in a dimensional rift and went to Scotland for a number of years before finding a way back home. But he brought back the accent and all the dwarves loved how it sounded so now all dwarves speak with bad copies of a Scottish accent.

Probably because the DM can't keep his accent straight. But fun nevertheless.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

No, Germans are goblins, there's a difference ;)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

They think they're high elves, but are actually just humans with strange accents

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Yes Scottish Dwarf is really good.

But Goblins are not strong enough to yield German imo, maybe it could suit orc but also orc is metal voice.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Drow are Australian, on account of the land they come from

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago