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[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (3 children)

all implemented as fucking database triggers, a thing you only know what it is from poor life choices

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Triggers, the exact thing you want more of when already working with footguns.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Is that? Googles Oh

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

also urgent client calls because the database they rely on for literally every part of their business is slow and unreliable “for no reason” and you pop open the database and see the sheer volume of PL/SQL and immediately double your hourly rate

it’s worth noting that SQL as a language is basically an embedded COBOL data definition DSL. somehow it’s always arbitrary COBOL with financial programmers

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

i learned PL/SQL thirty years ago. thankfully i have forgotten every trace.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

the last thing I did in college was learn COBOL as a joke, and I’ve been hiding it from my employers ever since

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I learnt COBOL in the same august institution I learnt PL/SQL

given y2k pay rates i almost wish i'd kept it up a bit longer