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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's not my religion.

This is my religion.

You kids today with your Paramount Pluses are heretics. HERETICS I SAY!

Gimme some of that old time religion!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (7 children)

TOS - Judaism
TNG - Christianity
DS9 - Islam
Voyager - Baháʼí
NuTrek - Dudeism

(just in case: please nobody be offended, this is a joke about the evolution of religion based on time)

[–] vexikron 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Real Star Trek fans know that, according to TOS, the Greek gods are literally canonically real, and at least one of them got bored and just flew away to be ruler of his own planet.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Trek/SG1 crossover when?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

As an ordained Dudist Priest, I agree.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Nice, it's good to get some validation!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Battlestar Galactica - Hinduism
Star Wars - Freemasonry

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Battlestar Galactica should surly be Mormonism

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don't know anything about Battlestar Galactica, except that it's a series I was never interested in as it just looks like a never ending war similar to Star Wars, which I was also mildly interested in for the same reason.

But after having a quick look at the wikipedia article - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battlestar_Galactica

You are probably right, it should be Mormonism ... I never knew that series was partially influenced by an actual real world religion.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The original series in the 1970s leaned more into Mormon cosmology. The more recent version didn't do that as much, so it's harder to tell.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

The remake being attached to Trek with the creator being annoyed at VOY and leaving to make his own show still kinda fits the Mormon thing with the above chart, though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

At least the TOS Church of Trek ... we can eat a Diet of Klingon Worms

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

The Orville - Pastafarianism
Galaxy Quest - Rastafarianism

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Galaxy Quest - Rastafarianism

For Tony Shahloub anyway...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Stargate SG-1 – Murica!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Lower Decks = Pastafarianism? /s

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

That might work better?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Thinking on this, DS9 as Islam works chronologically, but it's more like Heaven's Gate or Jonestown practically.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Didn't a prophet chosen by the divine lead them to victory in war?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

DS9 has all sorts of complications that could fit any number of things I think (Bajorans/Prophets, Maquis, Founders, Jem'Hadar, Dominion, etc).

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

As a Red Sea Pedestrian myself, I approve.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I legitimately think Baha'is would agree with this