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[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sharks during scuba dive. Most sharks are not dangerous / interested to humans when following some rules.

[โ€“] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How do you get the sharks to follow the rules?

[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Reward good behavior with snacks and belly scratches.

Punish bad behavior by screaming loudly and getting choppered to an emergency room, thus removing the snacks.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

To be fair, sharks have the statistical advantage of not being where humans are almost all of the time.