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My hands are too dry for this to be effective
You must be shrooming. There's a reason people moisten their fingers when working with stuff like this.
Edit: Perhaps you live on a planet where physics works differently, but I'm talking about Earth which, not to dox myself, but I live there.
I can hear your username. Well done.
Hey now, who said you could live on my planet?
I would encourage you to read and understand things before behaving like an unpleasant and haughty know-it-all
You didn't even click my link because if you read it, then you'd have to admit that you've been embarrassingly wrong this entire time, starting with that eye-rolling emoji. That's really hard for you, isn't it -- to admit that you're wrong.
I touch the moist sprayers to wet my fingers enough and the opening of the bag is always the part that's already detached.
Those two tips help.
You'd think that!
Clap the whole bag between your hands and rub them together like a scheming villain