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[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

There's a passage in the old testament that reads, "Though you soar like the eagle and make your nest among the stars, from there I will bring you down, declares the Lord" which sounds a lot like it's saying even the stars aren't out-of-bounds.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (3 children)

The old testament also says we should stone people for working on Sunday. I am not sure it holds much credibility.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Tbf I like to get stoned on Sundays too.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

I'm not sure what source other than the bible you propose to answer a question on Christain doctrine?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Are you saying that I should stop throwing rocks at open shops on Sundays? Then what am I to do after Sunday services?