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If I pull this out of a stump do I get to be king?
It's a cool shelf piece but in terms of practicality I'm to attached to my extremities to dare to turn it on
Listen, strange women lyin' near trees distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. That said, if you do pull it from a stump I'm not going to try and take it from you.
Excalumber
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