this post was submitted on 06 Jan 2024
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The lemon's happy little face always gets my upvote.
The wizard should be thankful for the protective circle or he'd be a goner
The wizard should make the scroll take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see scroll’s manager! Make the scroll rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
Yeah! Yeah, take the lemons! Oh, I like this guy! BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN!
i bet he never thought anyone would summon him and this is the best day of his life