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"Anyone got any life hacks for wiping without hands?"
The Three Sea Shells will guide your way.
I just glued my seashells to the toilet, two on the seat, one on the tank. Works a lot better than you'd think.
Eat dental floss. Pull it out of your anus with your teeth.