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[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Unspoken curses of each item:

Magic blanket - you will never get to taste a cold drink or feel a cool breeze again

Good dream pillow - you will be asleep every hour of sundown to sunrise

Cuddly bear - you will always feel empty when you are not hugging it

Endless candle - you will never feel stressed enough to feel the need to be productive again

Favorite mug - you will never get your hot drinks back

Treasure stone - you will progressively devolve into a narcissist the more you touch it

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You're just making the pillow even better

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Yeah, Sleeping Beauty was supposed to be suffering under a curse. Sleeping for 100 years sounds great to me.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Blankets curse would suck but pillows would be great, less time in reality yes please. Bears curse is already a thing so whatever. Endless candles curse? Just vibe stress free and then have a nice stress free suicide when I'm out of money? Honestly sounds ideal. Good curses on mug and stone tho

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

You could just take the blanket off