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Harvard has gone too far (i.postimg.cc)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If you live in the Pleistocene, maybe. The rest of us have domesticated plants.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Still made of undigestable cellulose, toxins, and whatever chemical horrors we've sprayed on top to kill any insect that has managed to evolve a resistance to said toxins.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Fruit is also made of cellulose. All plant cells are.

You’re a loony

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Fruit is mostly sugar and water. That's the food. The cellulose is just the container; you don't need to digest that, you just shit it with the seeds.