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Experts: No Way to Truly Know if Redditor You're Arguing With Is Bot or Child (hard-drive.net)
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He'd be too busy shitposting on Tumblr as King of the Gay Pirates

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Gay Pirates have no king. Gay Pirates need no king.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Gay Pirates not only have a king, but need a king, because the writer is a monarchist