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[–] [email protected] -1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

vote biden because trump bad

what about their resumes? what have either candidates done that has benefited your life enough directly that demands your vote?

please name one thing biden has done that your life now is better for

was it the cannabis reforms he promised and flip flopped on with prosecutor harris? was it the police reforms he promised? was it defending our human rights? was it the immigration policies he talked up that now mirror republican strategies? or is that stagnant paycheck after biden promised a higher minimum wage of $15 which is still too low due to the inflation?

forgot he can not do anything because republicans and republicans never can do anything either because democrats

through policies and laws crafted and put in place by politicians like biden, trump, obama, and the list goes on my right to vote was taken so not like have a say in this election anyways

https://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/promises/trumpometer/

https://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/promises/biden-promise-tracker/?ruling=true

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Not that those links would be the metric to go by when voting, but they do not support your position as Biden's stats are much better there.

I will not waste any more time on you so don't bother replying

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Yeah. I had to look at both twice to make sure and laughed a bit. Some people can site sources. But they can’t read em