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submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 84 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Sources confirm that Republican voters are excited to tune into the debate and vote for Trump anyway.

Fucking lol

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Every joke has a kernel of truth to it. This one is so big it's a choking hazard though.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

That never happened

And even if it did…it wasn’t that bad

And even if it was, you deserved it/liked it

See what you made me do? I wouldn’t have to enslave you like this if it wasn’t so easy and profitable . You basically made me do it. You slut.