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White Woman Explains Why As An Anti-Racist Ally She Refuses To Say Any Word That Starts With 'N' | The Onion (www.youtube.com)

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 8 months ago (3 children)

When it comes down to it "vinegar" is kind of getting too close to the n word

[–] [email protected] 45 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Anyone not saying "acetic acid" is committing a microagression

[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I hate to go all "ackchyually" on you, but vinegar is a 5-8% solution of acetic acid. Anyone not saying "a 5-8% solution of acetic acid" is committing a microagression. Pure acetic acid is referred to as "glacial" acetic acid, which is clearly cultural appropriation by northern Europeans.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

I actually say acetic acid as often as I can because I am a dork

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Denigrated

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

That one that means 'cheap or thrifty' that is so close i won't even say it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

I only eat sashimi for that reason