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Scientists Create First Hummus Platter That Comes With Enough Pita Bread (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I would suggest reducing the amount of hummus to keep the amount of precious pita needed. Of course, raise the price because smaller dishes are fancier dishes.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Serve less hummus? Burn the witch!

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

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