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NextDoor User Comes Right Out And Asks If It Okay To Set Homeless Man On Fire (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

He'll be warm for the rest of his life, and won't need any more help, sounds like a win/win to me!