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[–] [email protected] 67 points 10 months ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I'm disappointed Q isn't on this.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago

Covered by the original's post text: "Q intentionally leaves his cart in the blind spot behind the most expensive car in the lot."

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Q: increases the gravitational constant of the cart collection area until all the carts fall into it. Keeps going until a singularity forms and the planet is destroyed.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Oops! Disappears with a blink

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Q: with a bright flash Captain Picard becomes Captain Picart

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Q shops with 1 cart for each item he has, and returns them all upside down.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

Can you put names with all these faces? I can only do three. Updated with [email protected] 's & [email protected] help, we've got 5 of them labeled now. Plus something about broccoli according to [email protected].

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I assume this is funny answers only? Some kinda woooosh? I think a lot of Lemmy could name them all, given how popular Trek is on here.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Unfortunately I'm serious and I cannot put a name or anything else to any of those faces but of course I recognize them from the show which I've never really watched. Ideally the actors' names or characters' names. At this point it doesn't matter, I could Google it if I really cared.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

You're allowed not to know! It's just that since you'd got Picard I thought you'd know the rest since they're from the same show (Star Trek: The Next Generation).

Seeing as I've just discovered you can use tables on Lemmy, I'll give you a proper answer:

Actor Character
Patrick Stewart Jean-Luc Picard
Jonathan Frakes William Riker
Brent Spiner Data
Gates McFadden Beverly Crusher
Marina Sirtis Deanna Troi
LeVar Burton Geordi La Forge
Michael Dorn Worf
Denise Crosby Tasha Yar
Wil Wheaton Wesley Crusher
Colm Meaney Miles O'Brien
Diana Muldaur Katherine Pulaski
Dwight Schultz Reginald Barclay
Michelle Forbes Ro Laren
Majel Barrett Lwaxana Troi
Brian Bonsall Alexander Rozhenko
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

That's awesome! Thanks 😄

Ooh Lemmy tables, groovy. I'mma play with Lemmy tables sometime too.

yeah Captain Picard is ubiquitous and he's in so many memes, and all over pop culture, as much as I live under a rock, I think someone would have to be living under a rock AND COMPLETELY DEAD not to know Captain Picard haha

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Brian Bonsall? The kid who played the youngest child Andy on Family Ties 80's sitcom? He was on TNG? I googled him and TNG does not show up for Brian Bonsall. Is there a different Brian Bonsall in existence?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Top right is Beyond Belief Fact or Fiction "we made it up" guy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Fourth on the left is Marcus from Fallout 2.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Sweet! Added it 😂

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

the 6th on the right is lt. broccoli

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

okay I'll take your word for it. I have no idea what's going on.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I'm Levar Burton. This is Reading Rainbow.

I'm also the guy in column 2, number 5.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I love that they won't trust Wesley Crusher with the task 😄

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Best STTNG Meme ever!!! I really enjoyed reading them all as they were so fitting to the characters. I had a few legit LOL moments here. I too am Geordi.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I believe USSBurritoTruck created this one. I was going to link the original post, but I don't know how to make a specific post link server-agnostic.