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[–] [email protected] 49 points 9 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Alternate ending:

A small, innocuous looking bat takes the form of DRACULA behind CHARACTER 1 and CHARACTER 2

DRACULA: Why the fuck would I need a jetpack? How did you morons forget about the bat thing? It's been part of my image for like, a hundred years.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Alternate alternate:

Character 1 sees Dracula turn into a bat and fly into another tower in the distance. Chooses to keep that information to themself for no particular reason.

[–] JasonDJ 10 points 9 months ago

I feel like this is personally attacking Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter and that movie deserves nothing but accolades.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

To be fair, it does what it says on the tin.