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[–] [email protected] 186 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Maybe he's right.

Billie Joe has been married to the same woman for more than 30 years. That's a lot more family value than the MAGA idol ever managed in any of his several marriages.

Green Day also didn't encourage people to attack the Capitol, unlike the "patriot" MAGA idiots.

It's a low bar, but Green Day is a lot more respectful and respectable, even by their own definitions.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Billie Joe Armstrong: Strong advocate for monogamy and heterosexual marriage.

Taylor Swift: Serial dater. Pegs exclusively.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Also Billie Joe: Openly bisexual since 1995. Love the one you're with. That's literally the only thing that matters.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Unless in a polycule... In that case I think it's something like "do your best to make sure everyone is doing okay, feeling loved and supported and frequent check ins for consent are done."

It's too socially complicated for me but if you can make it work then what turns your crank ain't none my bizznizz..

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

Or, more succinctly, love the ones you're with.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

I'm a visual learner BTW

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Google that one with safe search off when nobody else is around.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

But what's the link with Taylor swift?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Guess he don' wanna be an American idiot!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

I would be curious to see if people from the "counterculture" tend to have longer relationships/be more faithful than traditionalists... I know my ex colleague who spent February 2022 on Parliament Hill in Ottawa must have cheated on his wife with dozens of women...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

That's a lot more family value than the MAGA idol ever managed in any of his several marriages.

Is MAGA US version of United Russia? And MAGA idol US version of Putin?