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[–] [email protected] 43 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

Why are they so infatuated with this weirdo naval law thing they have going on? Like asking judges if they adjudicate under banner of a maritime vessel according to the Queen of Roxbury statute because otherwise their conveyance would be considered void by rite of Shaka when the walls fell. They just love maritime law for some reason.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They have this weird theory that the naval courts took over all the other courts a few centuries ago. Under the secret command of the Templars, of course (who secretly control the Red Cross, the Swiss, and the British Royalty—you can tell by the red crosses on their stuff).

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I believe there is also a sub-set that believe that because they are not under US law, that only maritime law can apply to them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I think it’s more like they think that since they’re not a ship, unlike the rest of us sheeple (shiple?) that maritime law doesn’t apply.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Brian, his license plate missing, his car impounded

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

But blue dude, when the dock-ore signed?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Stormee, when the P. Barnes stopped her. A camera, in the courthouse.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

The law of the sea. Who doesn't love that?