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Over 2,000 shell companies have directors aged 123 years or older, Moody's found. The oldest known human lived to 122 (fortune.com)

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Moody's found 21 million "red flags" in its an analysis of shell companies. One listed director — at 942 years old — would have been born in the 11th century.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Why would one alien have multiple birthdays?

It is clearly a whole civilization of mole men, change my mind.

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