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submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

How does the male duck know which passage is the correct one? And can the female guide him or is it always rapey?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That's the neat part, they don't! They do however, have barbed penises which are designed to scrape out the semen of any other duck who happened to rape her before he got a chance to.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Thanks for the info my friend. Be well.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Thanks, but that sounds expensive and time consuming. I'll just be over here.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Being well doesn’t have to be either expensive or time-consuming, just maintain a healthy diet and get in a bit of exercise a few times a week.