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[–] [email protected] 45 points 6 months ago (3 children)

You could simply murder one of the players

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago

You know, that does sound easier than aligning some janky-ass shaped apples just right.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Is that not the joke? Am I a psycho now?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Not alone, I assumed that was the joke here.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

In a single stroke? With 1d4 damage?

If you have a wizard in your party, I guess.