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[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

They don't give the money back when you're expelled. They made their dime off the idiots.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The school still loses on enrollment next year (or next semester or however it works contractually).

I'm not all up-to-date on academic fuckery but I seem to remember that universities tend to do a lot of fucky shit to keep attendance rates up as it matters for a lot of metrics. Losing a quarter of a class at once is probably not something that looks good on anyone's KPIs (and god knows the real world only cares about useless KPIs).

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

These schools are in such high demand that there's no extended vacancies.