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[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago (3 children)

The masturbating in public might be a dead give away too

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Oh shit... I wonder if they see me doing it now? This subway car seems pretty full, but no one's making eye contact... so I should be cool.

Actually, this makes me wonder if the Vision Pro would register your strokes as inputs while you were trying to do the deed?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Yes. And if you’re connected to the internet you’ll start summoning demons.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Public? No officer, i was masturbating on the moon!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Nono you can send out a signal to everyone else's Vision Pro to hide what you're doing with your hands. You'll be totally in private!