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[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago (1 children)

just lie and tell them you have a kid

double down, even, and tell them the kid has a debilitating chronic disease that you regularly need to take time off work to bring to appointments and provide support for.

now you have even more free time

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I've heard that if you let the government know about your child, they even give you free money!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I don't feel the need to defraud the government and our limited social welfare taxes. I'll happily tell my employer white lies about family who don't exist, but never the government.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Would be very hard to fake a child to the government...