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I totally failing to understand all the acorn references. What is going on.
Cop arrests someone and places him in handcuffs in the back of the cop's SUV.
Cop hears an acorn fall on the SUV and thinks the arrested person that he placed in handcuffs and supposedly searched is shooting at him.
Cop falls to the floor and fires and entire magazine at his SUV while yelling that he's been hit.
Luckily, despite being about 15 yards away from the SUV and unloading an entire magazine at the arrested person, he did not hit the arrested person in the SUV.
Cop then insists he's been hit until the doctors at the hospital tell him he is fine and has not been hit with a bullet.
You can't make this shit up.
You forgot that the oinker attempted to dark souls roll away from the "situation". Needless to say he was fat rolling
So... That dude is definitely getting a psychiatric release from his duties. Right?
Afaik he was ridiculed so much by his buddies and other locals that he quit the job.
A Florida cop went full Rambo on his patrol car after an acorn fell on it.
https://apnews.com/article/florida-deputy-resigns-acorn-shooting-dc574fd2cd182fadf6a238d8b1b2b4f6
Cop hears acorn fall, so he does a roll and yells "I'm hit! He's shooting!" And attempts to murder a handcuffed suspect in the back of the police car.
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