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[–] [email protected] 39 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Once upon a time in Valinor there were 2 shiny lights that kept Melkor up at night. "Alright," said Melkor, "time to do something about this."

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The shithead neighbours in my village installed some giant flood lights on top of poles. Every night I spend there, I fantasize about tearing them down. I get Melkor.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

See if you can go out and find a particularly large spider to aid you in your quest

And perhaps an army of balrogs in case the spider becomes too much to deal with.