Godric

Don't be mad when opinion articles express peoples opinions. All the other shown articles are a decade old and/or opinion articles. There is room to complain, so why not do it accurately?

Do you like not read the news ever?

Yeah, I know the word, just I've only ever heard it used by smug assholes with "guess what I almost said" expressions on their faces.

Lugubrious - because it means the opposite of how it sounds!

It's fun to say, but is defined as sadness, which the word can't evoke

I don't understand, why is that your word?

Gormless is one of my favorites too. Shame it's not used as much as it should be in general.

Yeah, that word means uncle-like, but it's very much a word for a fun or chill uncle vibe.

Don't you slander uncledom like that, you unavuncluar tranch!

Mmmm steak

Oh my god, is that what those funky-wunky little lines around Omg meant?

Before I just thought it was just a sensationalist garbage headline, I had no idea someone ACTUALLY said "Omg" in relation to the article, mind blown, thanks

Fantastic work!

Unrelated to the content, how does a self respecting journalist start an article's title with "Omg"?

Like I feel dirty even giving them a click when I have no obligation to society, it's just depressing to see them presenting as a credible news source