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>Be Polish
>Get extremely drunk one night at a bar with a friend
>Walk home
>See bottle of pills
>Friend dares me to take the entire bottle of pills
>Extremely drunk so do it
>Wake up in hopsital
>Docter speaks French
>Wtf.jpg
>Don't remember anything
>Imediatly call my friend
>He tell me when we where walking trough the garage of my appartment building the pills kicked in and I ran into my car and drove away
>He hasn't heard of me in 4 days
>Hang up on my friend in shock
>Finally they get a docter that speaks english
>Docter tells me i showed up in a random French village, broke trough someone's window, shit on their counter and collapsed
>Docter ask me what happend
>Idk.jpg
>A day later they send me back to poland

No one knows what i did in those 4 days.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I misread bottle of piss instead of pills, would make it more believable

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I hadn’t even noticed till you pointed it out my brain autofilled to pills and had to re read it

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Huh? But that is what it says. Did you mean you misread it as 'piss' as well?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

At first yes

I wrote this comment when I was way to tired