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Buttcoin is the future of online butts. Buttcoin is a peer-to-peer butt. Peer-to-peer means that no central authority issues new butts or tracks butts.

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the smol bean criminal argues that he absolutely does not deserve 100 years long sentence (www.reuters.com)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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dude argues that he completely didn't intend to steal exchange funds, nuh uh it's all there, there's even an assertion (just like with tether) damages are only whatever fees liquidators took, pinky swear. wire fraud? no wai

The lawyer's submission was accompanied by letters of support from Bankman-Fried's parents, psychiatrist, and others.

his fellow cultists and equally complicit parents even wrote a letter! what do you mean power of friendship is not get out of jail free card? and he has given money to ~~cultists~~ charity that obviously means he's a good man with impeccable moral integrity

on a slightly unrelated note, on r/buttcoin i've stumbled upon a take on tether that it's used as a device for capital flight from china. allegedly ftx had major role in this

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

"Given the same chance, Sam would dedicate his post-prison life to charitable works," Mukasey wrote.

Wouldn't it be nice if someone could bring a slideshow of what Effective Altruism^TM^ considers "charitable works" to the sentencing hearings? "Charitable work" = traveling the world while having a laptop on the beach, in the jungle, by the pool...