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Controversial but I hate it when a guy goes down on me and foreplay is overrated. Let's just get to the good part.
Everyone has their own view of what the good part is. That's the fun of it.
i mean, presumably for all of us who like foreplay that's because 1) it is a good part, and 2) it's a requirement for the main event to actually be enjoyable.
It's sorta like how the process of cooking and smelling the delicious aromas helps you get hungry and want to eat, whereas if you try to eat without even being hungry it's actually pretty miserable..
My wife is like this lol, I like to have a slow buildup and she’s like “just put it in there cmon!!!”
It’s cute