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[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

We have variants of those in northern England too. Shaking like a shitting dog and pissing like a police horse.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Southern US, heard police horse but racehorse is more common. But my family's was always "gotta piss like a pregnant woman" and "gotta piss so bad my back teeth are floating"