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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

If donald trump hasn't contracted cancer from his diet coke habit it's probably safe enough

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Idk. Even cancer has standards.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

So the somatic cells within Mr. Trump split with an unfortunate mutation that leads to out of control growth and they are just like "erm I dunno I think our host/origin is problematic" and apoptosis ensues

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

One can keep hoping.