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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My dumbass old neighbour decided to mow his lawn...the wind knocked him over cause he's old...I actually went out to help him up (felt bad for a minute)...he started cursing the greens for convincing people climate change is real.

Stay well old mate. Stay well.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lol... old mate uses a two-stroke no doubt. That is so damn close to the meme where the dude on the bike shoves a stick into his spokes and sends himself flying only to blame someone is.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

It's about 20 years old and louder than fucking tractor. He'll also keep it running while he walks away from it (the warm start is absolutely cooked on it). I'm tempted to sneak out and turn it off when he does it, so he spends 30 minutes swearing while it cools down.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Naw the nice middle eastern man helped the old codger out.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

middle eastern man

🙄 ummmmmmm.....I'm not?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Isn't that what your neighbours thought you were?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ooh good memory....they did briefly

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I haven't killed all my braincells.....yet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My last few are fighting for supremacy. Only one losing is me

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

My last 2 are keeping each other company.