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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

My job title has changed 5x more than my actual job. I honestly don't even know what my current title is.

I wonder how many man-hours (and at what average salary) has been spent deciding on title changes that have literally zero impact at my company. I'm sure every change involves meetings full of highly-paid executives.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

"I (want to keep my job and therefore I) AGREE WITH YOU 100%"

They collect the big bucks, the rest of us can suck dirt - ~~barely~~ not able to afford a home, food, medical care, etc. Oh wait, sorry, I meant "YES SIR/MAM!"