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submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Alcohol and weed don't sound appealing.

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[–] [email protected] 78 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Sleep on her side of the bed. Then don’t tell her what you did.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

This is some next-level chaos.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

She'll know. The smell. Also the breadcrumbs.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

And bits of dried pizza cheese.