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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

then where else does firmware come from?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well when a software and a hardware love each other very much...uh you see the SATA cable goes in the.. and then there's pin hole connectors of course.. auxiliary input... And then 2 days later the ups man brings you new firmware.

Okay bud? Alright goodnight.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Wow i never learned this in Christian school!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

It gets old on the device since it's never updated and eventually it starts to ferment. Fermware -> firmware.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hardware never changes

We'll see what my soldering iron, multimeter, logic analyzer, and oscilloscope have to say about that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Theseus' firmware. After how many changes does a board became a new component.