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Gamedev is Easy (programming.dev)

submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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var game = new Game()
  .EnableMultiplayer()
  .EnableSpatialAudio()
  .SetPerformance(Game.Performance.HIGH)
  .ForEachBug(Bug::AutoFix)
  .GetWishlists(7000);

game.Release();

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[–] [email protected] 86 points 7 months ago (5 children)

c'mon man, you forgot to call .EnableUltraWideSupport()

[–] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago

Naah, gamedevs hate us more than they love money :(

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

The tech just isn't there yet to support an extra line 😔

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I'm pretty sure the Aspect Ratio of the Year is 4:3

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Where's the .EnableUltraUltraWideSupport(). Gotta have my 48:9 aspect ratio

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Where's the .EnableUltraUltraWideSupport(). Gotta have my 48:9 aspect ratio