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Trump Kisses Supporter’s Burger (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I wish you could vote for me, but you’re just an adorable little tasty burger, aren’t you? Aren’t you? Precious. I could take a big bite right out of you! Reminds me of my own sandwiches back home.

They have to get a bit better at "citing" Trump. I find it funny, but it's too well written, the sentences have a smooth flow and it makes sense all in all.

It's something i could imagine a sane person saying.

It doesn't matter what he's talking about. After hearing like 4 sentences from Trump in a row, i'm normally left offended & confused.