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Star Wars Memes

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Hello there. Somehow, Star Wars memes have returned. It's not a trap, this is where the fun begins.

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IMPORTANT

Do not post the "good friend" or similar copypasta

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Special days!

Friday and weekends: Caption contest. An image will be pinned, and we shall make captions for it and post them in the comments.

Wednesday: Theme day. We have Droids day, EU day, poem day, aliens day... Let the pinned post guide you. Memes with the theme are preferred.

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Our galactic citizens have requested more specific rules, so here are a few.

The general idea is, if you're looking here for rules, you're probably someone who doesn't need to have them spelled out. You're fine. But anyway:

  1. This is a community for Star Wars memes. This means typically screenshots of Star Wars media with some text or context that's meant to be funny and/or thoughtful. All SW media is welcome: movies, games, comic books, fanart... Other kinds of content, like video links or meta memes (about this community, or Lemmy), are fine as well, just keep it on topic.

  2. We are all friends here, and love (sometimes love to hate) Star Wars. Be nice to each other.

  3. As fans of fictional media, we can be passionate. If you very strongly disagree with something or someone, take a deep breath before reacting. Anger leads to the dark side!

  4. Everything in Star Wars has happened a long time ago, in a galaxy far away, and it's a rich universe of millions of words and millions of years of history. So current Earthly matters really shouldn't concern us here. In other words, leave politics, philosophies and convictions behind the door. This applies even if it's about something related to Star Wars.

  5. Original content is preferred. Reposts are fine, just please limit to a maximum of 3 per day, per citizen. It is recommended, but not required, to mark original memes as (OC) and reposts as (repost).

  6. Local mods are the Jedi council. They may take actions that are necessary to maintain peace and stability of the Republic, even beyond the rules outlined here. Follow their guidance.

  7. Regular rules of the Lemmy.world instance apply.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Or people are too dumb to understand decent writing. The storm troopers destroyed the rebels in the opening scene. They killed almost every fighter in the battle of Yavin. The only time they didn't perform well is when intentionally letting Leia escape. Sure there's plot armor, but there's also an explanation for a lot of it.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They also sucked in Mos Eisley. They aren't trying to let them escape, nor are they trying to take them alive or anything like that. They completely give up the element of surprise by loudly shouting "blast them!" and then fail to hit anything despite having an entire squad of troops ready to open up on them.

That said, ESB shows them as being competent, and the only shots they miss are from long range and against targets with good cover. Sadly, the same cannot be said of ROTJ, as basically everything the empire does on Endor is idiotic and makes them look incompetent.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

as basically everything the empire does on Endor is idiotic and makes them look incompetent.

Which makes perfect sense, as by RotJ the empire had to rely on barely trained new recruits and recently promoted officials, because most of their veterans were dead - either by Vader-phyxiation, by "meetings with the Emperor" or straight up backstabbing.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Also... I assume quite a few of their best and brightest were on the first death star. That was a large station...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Considering Tarkin, Sidious' right-hand man, died in that explosion, I'd say that's a safe assumption

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

If Tarkin was the right hand, would that make Vader the left hand? Ironic ...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

For Leia, Vader had set the Stormtroopers on 'Stun'.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

They mean when they escape the death star and rescue Leia in ANH. Vader explicitly says he ordered to let them escape so they could be tracked to Yavin 4.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Another instance of explaining plot armor.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Actually, i was making a StarTrek joke.