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Chechnya bans all music deemed too fast or too slow (edition.cnn.com)
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/14043072

Authorities in the Russian Republic of Chechnya have announced a ban on music that they consider too fast or slow.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This sucks. I'm not even allowed to play my tiny violin!

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Just play faster, but not TOO fast.