cars

407 readers

1 users here now

===============/c/cars================

Hexbear's premier community for the discussion of and questions about cars, motorcycles, and other low occupancy transit. Share your thoughts, discuss cars under communism, and ask questions about maintenance.

Anti-car posting is not permited. Train good car bad and all, but it's not what this comm is for.

founded 3 years ago

MODERATORS

[email protected]

What the fuck is this (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

4 comments fedilink hide all child comments

This feels like a joke GTA would have made 10-15 years ago.

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Also of note is the observation that modern US trucks would be the worst technicals of all time

The year is 2047

Civil war 2 finally breaks out, going to own the antifa libs with my armored Canyonero

Fills up tank with 47 gallons of the world's little remaining gasoline at $18/gallon

Drives 6 blocks into enemy controlled area, fuel tank now half empty

Road that hasn't been maintained since the 70s collapses under the 18 ton weight of the truck

Try and get out but the door won't open because the Tesla servers were down after Elon Musk replaced all of the server employees with a picture of Big Chungus

Some guy chucks a molotov made out of garage hooch on my bunker, killing me painfully and slowly

:dumpster-fire::frothingfash::dumpster-fire: