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[–] [email protected] 102 points 7 months ago (3 children)

All I see is crazy eyes which means she'll most likely let me do the weird stuff

[–] [email protected] 61 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 41 points 7 months ago (2 children)

As a middle-aged man with a long history of crazy chicks in my past... Yeah this is working for me

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (2 children)

It’s just always goes so bad, but it’s so much fun while it lasts.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

The cats hair grows back.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Hey, you've made it out alive.... So far!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Same, buddy. It doesn't help that I've been drinking.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Drunken romantic decisions never go wrong buy her something.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 7 months ago (1 children)

She could fix me
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

We can both make each other worse!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

they say it's better the second time